“You shall know the truth and the truth shall make you free” Christ Jesus

"Mohammed came as a conquerer of armies and the carnal. The Son of God came as a conquerer of the mind and heart and soul." Anon. 1885

God's Plan of Salvation

Or How Can I Save My Soul?

Believe

John 3:16 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

Have Faith

Romans 10:17 Consequently, faith comes from hearing the message, and the message is heard through the word of Christ.

Repent Your Sins

Acts 2:38 Peter replied, "Repent and be baptized, every one of you, in the name of Jesus Christ for the forgiveness of your sins. And you will receive the gift of the Holy Spirit."

Confess

Matthew 10:32 "Whoever acknowledges me before men, I will also acknowledge him before my Father in heaven. 33 But whoever disowns me before men, I will disown him before my Father in heaven."

Romans 10:9 That if you confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead you will be saved.

Be Baptized

Acts 2:38 Peter replied, "Repent and be baptized, every one of you, in the name of Jesus Christ for the forgiveness of your sins. And you will receive the gift of the Holy Spirit."

Mark 16:15 He said to them, "Go into all the world and preach the good news to all creation. 16 Whoever believes and is baptized will be saved, but whoever does not believe will be condemned."

What Doesn't Offend the Muslims?

by Isaac Schrödinger

THE CROWD GATHERS around as tears flow down her cheeks. Her last day will be her worst. The assorted gang are allowed stones of a particular size: Not bigger than, nor smaller than one-third of, a human digit. Hence, the stones should be around one-half the size of an adult finger. The logic is to inflict the maximal pain. The objective is to stone the adulterous woman to death.

The woman is buried up to her neck as her kids watch the whole scene. The Iranian state forces the close relatives of the woman to attend the public execution. A truck pulls up with the correctly proportioned stones. The verdict is read and then the official of the regime throws the first stone.

The chanting and the barrage start. The stones smash into her delicate face. Soon, the red liquid gushes out of her forehead. The intensity of the direct hits gouges out her right eye. Her nose gets completely broken. Her teeth are torn apart. She inhales a mixture of noxious air and blood. Her face is forever lost.

She streams in and out of consciousness. Shards of bone are sent in all directions as the stones brutally chisel the region where once her face was. The last thing she hears as the crowd extinguishes her frail soul is, "Allah Akbar!"

Such is the fate of women who are found guilty of adultery in Iran. In the modern world, no other state-sanctioned punishment exceeds this heinous display of public savagery.

A FIRE BROKE out in a girl's dormitory in Makkah during March of 2002. The girls, of course, ran out of the burning building. However, the Mutaween -- the Religious Police -- wouldn't let the girls exit the building since they weren't properly covered from head to toe. At least one parent was outside the dorm looking for her daughter. He saw her come out of the blazing dorm but was powerless in front of the Mutaween. He distressingly told her to go back and get her abaya.

She never came back from the inferno.

THREE CHRISTIAN GIRLS were beheaded in October of 2005 as they were walking to their school in Indonesia.

... their heads were found 2 hours later some distance away, including one head found about 100 meters from a church.

Through some cosmic coincidence, the perpetrators of such barbarity -- the stonings in Iran, the deaths by fire in Saudi Arabia and the beheadings in Indonesia -- were Muslims. In all three cases, the acts were carried out in the name of Islam.

Today, a few benign caricatures of Muhammed in a once-obscure Danish newspaper are "causing" a Muslim meltdown. It is, thus, illuminating to see what doesn't make the Muslims go crazy.

SpelledSideways note: Photos of two of the events described above can be seen at FaithFreedom.

Allah Is an Idiot; Here's Why...

by Jassassah

This is a hadith, which I have known about for some time. When I was a believer it helped to confirm my faith in Muhammad. Now that my eyes are opened, I see it in a different light. Here is one variation of the hadith:

Narrated Anas: Allah's Apostle was delivering the Khutba (sermon) on a Friday when the people stood up, shouted and said, "O Allah's Apostle! There is no rain (drought), the trees have dried and the livestock are destroyed; Please pray to Allah for rain." So Allah's Apostle said twice, "O Allah! Bless us with rain." By Allah, there was no trace of cloud in the sky and suddenly the sky became overcast with clouds and it started raining.

The Prophet came down the pulpit and offered the prayer. When he came back from the prayer (to his house) it was raining and it rained continuously till the next Friday. When the Prophet started delivering the Friday Khutba (sermon), the people started shouting and said to him, "The houses have collapsed and the roads are cut off; so please pray to Allah to withhold the rain." So the Prophet smiled and said, "O Allah! Round about us and not on us." So the sky became clear over Medina but it kept on raining over the outskirts (of Medina) and not a single drop of rain fell over Medina. I looked towards the sky, which was as bright and clear as a crown. (Sahih al-Bukhari. Volume 2, Book 17, Number 134)

Now Muslims, you are faced with two terrible choices. 1. Admit that Allah is an idiot - or 2. Admit that this "miracle" probably didn't happen.

"How can you say Allah is an idiot?" I hear you scream. Because Allah didn't know when to make the rain stop. The people asked Muhammad for rain to IMPROVE their situation. Muhammad prays - Allah responds. The people say "Alhamdulillah!"

Instead of improving their situation, Allah makes their lives worse (and probably had a good   chuckle to himself)! In another narration, the man says that the livestock have been killed. You can find all the various narrations from Bukhari here.

Well-done Allah! You are Al-Rahman, Al-Raheem! Allah needed Muhammad to ask him to stop before He was going to stop. He obviously didn't care that He was making those poor people's lives a misery (after they had asked him for good), or He didn't KNOW what was happening until Muhammad asked him to stop it.

So there's a few more choices there for you: 1. Allah is an idiot. 2. Allah torments those who ask him for good, or 3. Allah is not Al-'Aleem (All-Knowing).

Of course, the final choice is that this "miracle" didn't actually happen. So whatever love and faith this hadith once gave you for Muhammad, I would suggest replacing it with something else. Whatever faith you have in the collection of al-Bukhari may also have to be reconsidered. There shall be more to come, inshallah.

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No One Slanders Islam Better Than Muslims

by Denis Schulz

“Those who profane the 'prophet' deserve no mercy! Hang them higher than Haman! Off with their heads! Massacre them until peace and tolerance reigns! Allahu akbar!”

Must be one of Osama bin Landen’s Jihadists running off at the mouth. No? How about some addle-pated graduate of the Ayatollalh Khomeini Mad-Rats-Asses School Class of 2005 showing off his knowledge? No?  How about John Q. Mohammed, bootblack, tailor and confectioner? They’re all speaking the same language theses days—7^th Century Jihad. 

America doesn’t know how lucky it is to still have friends in Saudi Barbaria. There’s Prince Bubba-Dulllah and Prince Bandar and Prince Talal who has just bought Georgetown University. And there’s Sheik Abdul Rahman al-Seedes, Saudi Barbaria’s top cleric. He is Imam of the Grand Mosque in Mecca. He has more people crushed to death every year during the Hajj than Jerry Falwell can fit into his Thomas Road Baptist Church in Lynchburg, Virginia. He is said to be as solid as a rock in peace and tolerance and patience—not one to go into a frightful frenzy over a bomb in a turban. Certainly he would not hang anyone higher than Haman.

The Imam addressed hundred of Muslims in his sermon last Friday. Was he a voice of calm in a maelstrom of violence? Hardly! The Jyllands-Posten cartoons were ‘slanderous,’ he said, they ‘made a mockery’ of islam. Perhaps. But the rioting and the burning and the threats to sink Denmark into the Skaggarak didn’t pull the fuse out of Mohammed’s turban. The amazing thing about islam is that no matter how disgusting a Mad Mullah gets in his attacks on the West he will always find support for his actions in the Qur’an.

“Where is the world with all its agencies and organizations?” whined al-Seedes. “Is there only freedom of expression when it involves insults to Muslims?” (Apparently, calling Jews ‘apes and pigs’ is not an insult) “With one voice…we will reject the apology and demand a trial.” Ominous! Has al-Seedes hired Ramsey Clark? He’s talking mighty big. Does he know that Johnny Cochrane is dead? Joseph Goebbels didn’t work himself into that disgusting a snit when the idiot Marinus van der Lubbe torched the Reichstag in 1933 (apparently with matches supplied by Goebbels’ friends in the SA).

Al-Seedes’ words should be examined closely. “Where is the world with all its agencies and organizations?” he asked. With the United Nations in the Arab League's back pocket and the UN’s Human Rights Commission running interference for the islamo-fascists thugs who murdered millions of non-Muslims in Sudan and East Timor this creep is asking where? As if he didn’t know! Adolph Hitler and Benito Mussolini left the League of Nations because it frowned on their activities. They were half a century before their time—poor fellows. They would be made to feel right at home in the United Nations. With so many kindred spirits gracing the world body Herr Adolph would be a sure shot for a spot on the Human Rights Commission.

“Is there only freedom of expression when it involves insults to Muslims?”  Really—this guy could have replaced Archie Bunker in All in the Family and he wouldn’t have had to learn any new lines. Jews are apes and pigs, Popes and Polacks will suffer a painful doom, and women are like animals. Chances are al-Seedes doesn’t know what a dingbat is but that doesn’t make him any better then Archie. It’s doubtful if he’s progressed much beyond what would be called a 3^rd grade education in Dogpatch. If anyone wants to insult islam they can go on O’Reilly or Letterman and quote from the Qur’an. Women are like domestic animals. Oh, yeah!

“…we will reject the apology and demand a trial.” Sure, go ahead, rub their noses in it after the poor wretches have got down on their knees and apologized! That’s what Julius Streicher would have done.

In the meantime, Dr. Azam Timimi of the Muslim Association of Britain was busy addressing 5,000 freedom-loving Muslims in Trafalgar Square. “The publication of these cartoons will cause the world to tremble,” he told reporters. “Fire will be throughout the world if they don’t stop.” Trafalgar Square was named in honor of Lord Nelson's victory over the French in 1805. And now England trembles. The England that stood up to Napoleon and Hitler is trembling! “Give them a little grape, Captain Bragg!”*

The protesters brandished placards that said ‘Massacre those who insult islam,’ ‘Blair must go,’ and ‘United Against Incitement.’ Actually, urging people to commit massacres is sort of like incitement, isn’t it? What does the Qur’an say? Every other demonstrator should have been wearing a T-shirt that said ‘I’m with stupid.” Goebbels must be snickering. Even Bullwinkle and Mortimer could see through this rank hypocrisy.

Sadiq Khan, MP from Tooting, dismissed the violent Islamic rhetoric as “flowery words.” Oh, yes, the Qur’an is a rose and the world is Allah’s greenhouse and if you don’t accept that you will be pushing up daisies. We never promised you dhimmis a rose garden. Oh, yes, flowery words. Give Khan one of those nice T-shirts.

US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice urged Iran and Syria to ‘act responsibly’ in this crisis or things could ‘spin out of control.’ Let’s see—we have Tom and Huck, Spanky and Alfalfa, Lenny and Squiggy, and Ahmadinejad and Assad. And whom is Condi asking to act responsibly?

An interesting and enlightening exchange took place between two of the characters in Aldous Huxley's portentous Point Counter Point apropos islam. The first character said, “Why do you torment him so?” The second said, “I don’t torment him; he torments himself.” And so it is with islam. No one slanders islam more convincingly and more continuously than islam itself. After 1,400 years the Age of Reason, the Age of Discovery and the Enlightenment are still over the horizon for Allah’s slaves—and that is the way the al-Seedes’, the Timimis and the Khans intend to keep it.

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